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May your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of assembly instructions
May your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of assembly instructions
May your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of assembly instructions

May your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of assembly instructions

$5.99

Here’s to a Christmas that comes with zero confusing diagrams, missing screws, or leftover mystery pieces.
Featuring colorful Christmas lights, presents, snowy greenery, and a mischievous little elf

Maximum 500 characters. Leave blank for no personal message.

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SKU: 008-XMAS-CDB-ASSEMBLY-INSTRUCTIONS

Regular size. Far from regular.

Our standard Circus De Banana greeting cards measure 5″ × 7″ when folded—the perfect size for birthdays, celebrations, questionable jokes, and wonderfully weird humans.

And yes, every card comes with a matching envelope.

5″ × 7″ folded • Envelope included • Designed & printed in Arizona.

Here’s to a Christmas that comes with zero confusing diagrams, missing screws, or leftover mystery pieces.
Featuring colorful Christmas lights, presents, snowy greenery, and a mischievous little elf, this festive card delivers the message:

“May your Christmas be merry, bright, and free of assembly instructions.”
A fun Christmas card for friends, family, coworkers, parents, DIY survivors, or anyone who has spent Christmas Eve fighting with an instruction manual.

From Circus De Banana — greeting cards for wonderfully weird humans.

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